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About Me Member Deviously Deviant Jake Wagner18/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Wed Jul 1, 2009, 2:06 PM
  • Listening to: Nadda
  • Reading: Nuffink
  • Watching: Nadda
  • Playing: Prototype!
  • Eating: Nadda
  • Drinking: WATERS!
Okay, so. My laptop is pretty much dead, I'm using my dad's girlfriend's computer for the time being, but I can't always use it.

This means I can't update my writing or photography or poems. All my stuff is saved on an external hard drive, luckily, so it's all safe. I am still unable to find a job, but as soon as I get one, my moneys going straight to a new laptop, woo!

But I still need to find a job. Haha.

Yesterday my dad was attacked by a crazy Pittbull and it tore the FUCK out of my dad's arm, ripping the muscles and tendons and nervous system, it was gross. You could see it hanging and dripping and it reminded me of uncooked beef. Yucky.

As far as we can tell after his surgery today he should be able to make a nearly-full recovery, but the surgeon is unsure to what extent until they actually open his arm back up and operate on it.

They sealed it up yesterday after it happened with three sets of sutures and little rubber tubies that allow for blood and puss drainage. I'm hoping he'll be okay.

Other than that, I went to Pride Parade in Seattle a few days ago. That was so AMAZINGLY FUN. SO MUCH CITY. SOOSOSOSOSOSOOOO MUCH GAY! I never wanted to leave, fuck, I still don't. Haha.

I got a sign that reads "Legalize Gay Cupcakes" in large white letters. It is as beautiful as it sounds. I shall hang it in my room. I also received an "ACTION PACK!" which is basically a plastic case filled with condoms and lube! I know, kinky. It came with five condoms, one of them is vanilla flavored! Woo! and random brands of other condoms and lube. Like: MANGLIDE.

Hahaha, it made me laugh too.

Well, DA it looks like I'll update asap, hopefully I'll get a job, buy a new laptop, my dad will be fine, the plants and the universe will align (preferably before Dec. 2012)and all will be right with my life.

Tata!

<3

Devious Info

  • Favourite movie: Pulp Fiction, Cloverfield
  • Favourite band or musician: Shiny Toy Guns and Amanda Palmer
  • Favourite genre of music: Techno/Trance
  • Favourite artist: Tara McPherson and Banksy
  • Favourite poet or writer: Neil Gaiman and Chuck Palanuik
  • Favourite photographer: Annie Leibovits
  • Operating System: Eww, vista
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod Nano
  • Favourite game: Chrono Cross
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS3
  • Tools of the Trade: Photography and Writing

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Jake!! Heyy how are things?
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Pretty good!

I didn't know you have a deviant art until I got on myspace and saw your status.

Your stuff is...

Wonderful.
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I've had it for a year or so. Thank you though =] It's an addicting hobby,
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Still, like. Wow. You totally just blew me out of the water. Hahaha.

Also, sorry for putting your pictures on my myspace, I didn't see the grass break. I took them down, however.

Also, in your literature, how do you make it so neat? Because whenever I upload anything it looks retarded. ]:
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Ohh its fine. I figured there was a mix up since we switched on and off a lot. haha thanks jakee =]

As for the literature, I have not uploaded anything since a year ago, so they might have changed around the settings. Last time I uploaded however I just copy and pasted.
? dunno

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